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WHAMAGEDDON 2022

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This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to s o m e o n e s p e c i a l.



We are once again on the precipice of the world's greatest survival game, WHAMAGEDDON.

It is the morning of December 1st, and this year I have decided to be a grinch and provide no immunity. Good luck, have fun, and familiarize yourselves with the rules.
STARMEN.NET | READ COMMENTS (79) 2022.12.01 @ 3:57 CST by vid

Home Sweet Home

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Surprise! Lookie here, a front page update! Those are pretty rare these days, but after lurking and spotting this nostalgia topic on the forums, it got me feeling all sorts of homesick, so kindly take this fanart update as a token of my feelings.

Enjoy~





To submit fanart, do so here or submit on the forums.

Also, our Halloween Funfest is going on right now, so f you would like to win yourself a badge, rank, or avatar, consider submitting! There's less than a week left, so do not doddle! You can find the Funfest topic here.
FANART | READ COMMENTS (0) 2022.10.25 @ 13:14 CDT by CerealQueen

Holiday Funfest 2021: You Gave Us the Content and We Deliver the Results!

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Hello and welcome to a front page update! It's been awhile, eh?

I am here today to announce the results of the 2021 Holiday Funfest! I know you have all been waiting eagerly and the staff thanks you for your patience! Before scrolling down, I just want to thank all of our wonderful staff and volunteers who assisted with bringing this event together via judging, hosting, streaming, etc. We definitely appreciate all the work you have done to keep this tradition alive. Please consider leaving them a kind word or two as this is not easy to put together, as you can imagine!

Thank you for your time and without further ado, let us announce the winners!



Writing:



In Third Place:

  • Winters

    Here is my entry, thanks for the extra time for getting stuff together!




In Second Place:




In First Place:


Compart:



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Handart:



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Audiovisual:



In Third Place:

  • Christmas Hometown

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Thank you so much to all of those who submitted something for this Funfest! You all are the sole reason these events continue to happen and will in the future! Everyone deserves a big ol' pat on the back for your efforts! You made judging hard!

Badges will be handed out in the very near future! I do believe that judges have comments at the ready for the winners, so please be on the lookout for those as well!

Once again, thank you to everyone who help put the Funfest together and all the participants! Thank you for a lovely end to 2021 and let us have a wonderful 2022!
STARMEN.NET | READ COMMENTS (0) 2022.02.10 @ 16:23 CST by CerealQueen

WHAMAGEDDON 2021

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...but the very next day you gave it away.



Welcome back to the ultimate survival game, WHAMAGEDDON.

Once again, I am posting this on the morning of December 1st, and as such am granting all players immunity for the first forty-eight hours, just to make sure folks have time to reveal themselves and familiarize themselves with the rules.
STARMEN.NET | READ COMMENTS (240) 2021.12.01 @ 3:34 CST by vid

An Egg a Day Won't Keep the Beats Away

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Howdy and hey! April showers have come to an end, so let's celebrate the upcoming month of flowers with some fine tunes!


  • Mother - Battle With a Flippant...

    Cover / remake of “Battle With a Flippant Foe”...

  • winters (metal version)

    • by octobot
    • youtube

    happy holidays!

  • Pokey’s Revenge

    • by PSI Grant Ω
    • .mp3

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    Pokey’s Revenge: A Tribute to Greatest Video Game Villain of All Time. Time taken: 1.5 to 2 hours

  • Pokey Means Business!

    • by PSI Grant Ω
    • .mp3

    Download Flash to see this player.

    Pokey Means Business! remix


Have anything to submit? Remixes, covers, sheet music, and inspired music is all acceptable! Just leave us a link to your piece and we'll feature it in the upcoming weeks! Got a question or concern? Drop us a line!

Fan Music will update on Fridays, submissions depending. Submit your fan music today!
FAN MUSIC | READ COMMENTS (2) 2021.04.30 @ 16:19 CDT by CerealQueen

Theory of the Week: Father of a Hero

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Hello there, friends! It's been quite a while since we last had a theories update on the front page, but the forum-goers have yet to stop posting them, so of course I want to share! Let's take a look at the most recent Theory of the Week topics!




If you recall, the last theory prompt was: What does Ness’ Dad do as a job? There were very interesting responses this week, which you can see below!





This week's winner is Dershka!

You can now check your participation progress here. If you participate, you will be able to proudly wear this Giygas badge!

Check after the jump to read Dershka's awesome theory! (and also see what the next prompt is~)

ARTICLES | READ COMMENTS (0) 2021.02.24 @ 13:08 CST by CerealQueen

2021: Year of the Ox

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Do you know what today is? Why, it is the Chinese New Year, of course! We here at Starmen have a long history of celebrating the occasion with our handy EarthBound-themed zodiacs! These are loosely based on the actual animals. 2021 is the year of the ox, but to us, it's the year of the Bad Buffalo! We hope all of you buffalos out there have an absolutely wonderful year!

I'm sure you want to see what EB "animal" represents you, so please, just take a glance here!

Be sure to share your animal below!
STARMEN.NET | READ COMMENTS (18) 2021.02.12 @ 13:37 CST by CerealQueen

Crystals on the Window Panes

Fanart Welcome to a brand spankin' new fanart update! How's your week been? Well, I hope!

I'm going to make an attempt to make front page updates a more regular occurrence, so please look forward to that! More fanworks, such as art, fics, comics, etc., are being ported over to the new archive, so be sure to check the archive from time to time. A large thanks to TiramisuGrenouille for all the hard work they put in over the last year!

Let's get to the new update!






The archive password is: NOTHING! We've gotten rid of the password system, so there's no longer a need to worry about it!

To submit fanart, do so here or submit on the forums.
FANART | READ COMMENTS (1) 2021.01.27 @ 17:15 CST by CerealQueen

I Have Nothing but My Bike and Red Hat

Fanfiction It is I, the one of only ruler of all things cereal, back at the helm to offer my gracious site-goers a brand new, but not as shiny as I would like, fanfic update! Just knowing that people pour so much time and effort into fanworks just makes it all the sweeter, don't you think?

Heads up, we're pretty backtracked on submissions, so it might take a little while to get to recent submissions, but rest assured, they will show up on the front page sooner or later, so please have a bit of patience if you have yet to see your submission!

Thank you and let's get to it!



The archive password is: NOTHING! We've gotten rid of the old password system, so there is no need to worry about that in the future!

Why not join in and submit something of your own? If you'd like to submit a fanfic, please do so here or submit on the forums!
FANFICTION | READ COMMENTS (5) 2021.01.25 @ 14:16 CST by CerealQueen

'Twas the Eve of EB No Matsuri...

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My beloved friends and fellow forum goers, welcome to the most jolly and fear-inviting time of the year. I am your host for this evening and allow me to invite you to a wonderful celebration of Starmen.Net's favorite annual holiday, EB No Matsuri.
You may want to schedule a trip to the dentist and have your phone charged in case you need to dial for an emergency, as the Annual Gift Man will soon be upon us!



Surely, you've heard of this wonderous holiday? Passed upon on forum fathers, this tale is as old as time (or old enough, really.) If you don't know what the heck I'm talking about, you can find the whole epic tale here!
You best rush to complete the ritual, erk... I mean holiday traditions! Hurry, prepare the tofu, unlock your door for strangers, and prepare to be utterly amazed with a new copy of EarthBound (which are hopefully legitimate) or to have a face that's holier than the night! Regardless, it will be a night to remember!

As always, post any fanworks about EB No Matsuri below! If you have any fanart, writings, anything of the sort to share, we would love to see them and you better believe we'll post them here on the front page for all to see! While not everything has been updated, you can find other fanworks for the holiday here on the archive!

This will always be my absolute favorite update to make and if you will have me, I'll continue to update everyone with a reminder to celebrate, even a decade later. I hope each and every single one of you has a wonderful evening and holiday season.

Happy EB No Matsuri, Starmen!
EVENTS | READ COMMENTS (20) 2020.12.19 @ 16:54 CST by CerealQueen

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